Just Keeping Score

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Trump talked about Carly Fiorina’s face, implying that she is ugly

Trump said Megyn Kelly was bleeding, implying that she was on the rag.

Trump said that George W. Bush lied about Iraq and implied that his administration is guilty of treason.

Rubio said that Trump has little hands and implied that he has a little wiener.

Trump said that Rubio was wrong because his wiener is big.
The Pope implied that Trump is not a christian
Trump implied that he reads the bible.

Trump said that Cruz is a liar.

Cruz said that Trump is a liar.

Rubio said that Trump is a con man.

Trump implied that Rubio peed in his pants

Romney said that Trump is a fraud.

Trump implied that Romney would give him head for an endorsement.

What would Aaron Burr do?

The Right To Remain Breathing

I was listening to a radio news report and the woman on the street was on the scene outside of a gun show. A tough guy came out, with a load of recently purchased ammo. The girl with the Mic asked him what he was going to do with all of that ammo?

“Well, I used to take it out to the desert and do some target shooting, he said. But now that it looks like the government might be trying to take our guns away, I guess I’m just going to stock up.”

Now that sounds like a pretty good idea, if he figures that government overtures against the 2^nd amendment might drive up the price of bullets, and he’s planning on corning the market with his investment, and sell his stocked up ammo at sweetheart deal prices.

But the inflection of this tough guy’s voice indicated that he was stocking up in case Obama’s government soldiers marched up to his door and demanded that he turns over his precious penises. Maybe he was just showing off in front of the lady, or maybe this is the reason that we call them gun nuts. If his inflection meant that he was planning to stock up on ammo, in case he had to fight it out with the government. The United States  Government. Trained soldiers, snipers and marksmen, with belts full of guns, and truckloads full of ammo would be standing at his door with time on their hands. Enough ammo and time to last them for the rest of his stocked up bullets and second amendment life.  He could conceivably have enough stockpiles to last him for days, weeks, maybe even months. In the end he and his second amendment rights would end up a bloody mess, sprawled all over the floor of his barricaded house. He and his national gun lobby should have negotiated a better, more survivable deal.